50 Worst

Every year in December people start coming out with the year's worst or the year's best in something. Most of them are a bunch of useless lists that aren't worth reading. I'm not sure this one is worth the read either but I did and can't say I was surprised by any of them.

I'm especially in agreement with number's 47, 41 (because he supports 47), 33 (because he supports 47 and he's a grade-A doucebag), 29, 20 (because he's emblematic of a bigger problem), and 13-1 (because they're just the worst). It's kind of long but a humorous read.

12. Michael Vick

Charges: Abusing, strangling, electrocuting and murdering a promising NFL career -- and some dogs. Reinforces noxious stereotypes about both jocks and black men. Inspired Whoopi Goldberg to express an opinion.

Exhibit A: Makes millions for throwing ball, decides to invest in gambling on dog fights. How much dumber do people get than this?

Sentence: Slathered in barbecue sauce and set loose naked in a PETA-operated shelter for vicious dogs.

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