6 Questions The Last Harry Potter Book Had Better F#@king Answer

As the release date of J.K. Rowling's latest Harry Potter book draws near you can imagine that every fan of the series has contemplated how she will tie up the loose ends in her saga. Here's a hilariously irreverent look at how 6 unanswered questions will play out.

"Occam's razor suggests that the simplest explanation—Snape is evil— is likely the correct one. But for Snape to be truly evil, that means that Dumbledore would have been wrong about something. And until we see proof of that, we're going to stick with our needlessly convoluted conspiracy theory. In other words, fuck you, Occam's razor. You're one smug principle we can live without."

Bonus points for you if you can find the 'Die Hard' reference in the article.

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